Saturday, November 3, 2012

Uh...The Indian Grand Prix. Or something.


So the Indian Grand Prix was last weekend, and as interested as I am in F1, I only watched the first 5 laps, marking the first time I haven’t watched a full race in over half of a decade. Why? I have no idea. The Alonso, Hamilton, Button scrap at the start was incredibly...well, incredible, in the first few laps, but, for some reason, it just never grabbed my attention. Nothing that happened, whether it was the three-wide barnstorming early on or the---well whatever the fuck happened later---seemed to really jump out at me.

                But, that, after all, is the true hallmark of a Hermann Tilke design, and because of that, I will segue past qualifying by saying that Red Bull once again locked out the front row. Hamilton and Button did indeed lockout the second row, as did the Ferrari’s of Alonso and Massa on the third.

                With all due respect, the opening sequences of corners were pretty great. Alonso made a good move to get past the McLaren’s, at times going three abreast, solidifying his third position.

                From there, however, it was same story, different track. Sebastian Vettel, on pole, ran away from the rest of the pack on the first lap like Mo Farrah in the final 400. His unbelievable capability to reduce all contesters to rubble within the first few miles of a race is nearly incomparable in all of racing’s history---regardless of the discipline.

               Regardless of the car he drives or the team, or, more specifically the aerodynamicist behind him, he always seems to have the immediate killer instinct all so lacking in today’s driver.

                And from there, basically the first lap of the Grand Prix, the race was won. When Mark Webber didn’t beat Vettel into the first corner, it was a foregone conclusion.

                That is the Indian Grand Prix of 2012 in a nutshell. Game over from Saturday, and not even in the least to disparage the newest Tilke-track, which is quite a circuit. It’s as certain as taxes and death (outside of Monaco) to throw a Sebastian Vettel victory in the bag once he claims pole position.

                But that is not really the story of the weekend. Instead, let’s focus on the rather topsy-turvy, ridiculous offseason that lies ahead. Forget about Vettel planting a German flag on the 2012 championship.

                In the midst of the short week between India and Abu Dhabi, Nico Hulkenberg was ‘confirmed’ as a driver at Sauber next season. Albeit a lateral step in what has become an intriguingly good drivers’ progress, his work with aero-chief William Toet’s car design could be an interesting development. Remember, it was only a few years ago in which we could confidently say Sauber’s name along with the Ferrari’s and McLaren’s of the world.

                That’s not to say anything spectacular will happen. With Segio Perez’s departure to McLaren next season, the second driver spot, behind Hulkenberg, seems to be up in the air. Someone like Heikki Kovaleinen would be great for the team, in my opinion, although Esteban Gutierrez, a young phenom from Mexico cut from the same cloth as Perez, IE a Telmex sponsorship, could be an easy choice in the wings, being the third driver for the for the past two seasons.

                Either way the team goes, whether with Kovaleinen or the young Mexican, the transition from modern-day Sauber-Ferrari will be interesting. With Monisha Kaltenborn as the new team principle, and with Peter Sauber, having taken a step back into a more board-predominant role, there could be a slightly different philosophy amongst the relatively small Sauber team. A veteran, like Kovaleinen, to go along with a still relatively young Hulkenberg could go quite far in terms of car development, building off of what has already been an extraordinary year, especially with Toet operating behind the scenes.

                Then again, Sauber are nowhere near where they were in their BMW days, with a brilliant driver like Robert Kubica manning the wheel, competing for poles, podiums and wins on a regular basis. With the backing of the world’s richest man, bringing in Gutierrez wouldn’t be a terrible choice, and it could certainly continue in the development of the undermanned Sauber operation.

                And this brings me to mention Heikki Kovaleinen again, who seems to completely not be in the picture at Caterham next season. The team is apparently courting Marussia rookie Charles Pic, who, after a season respectively meddling along , challenging his more experienced teammate Timo Glock in the slow Russian car with primo-sponsorship, to bare the green and yellow next season, with current third-driver Giedo van der Garde rumored to be in the second seat.

                Kovy’s undeniable intellect and speed are apparently in question. The cash-stricken Force India are looking for a second driver following Hulkenberg’s departure, but Heikki is in a position to not have to pay for a race seat. With Toro Rosso having confirmed their current lineup for next season and GP2 driver Max Chilton seemingly having Pic’s Marussia ride locked up, there isn’t exactly a world of change available to the Finn.

                Either way it really is shaping up to be a great battle on and off the track as the season winds to an end. Next week, we go from daylight to dusk at Abu Dhabi, and in two weeks, onto the greatest racing circuit in the history of mankind, The Circuit of the Americas, in Austin, Texas, for the re-re-re-re-re-re inaugural United States Grand Prix.

                Until then, enjoy this picture, and enjoy this unbelievable pitstop by McLaren. (Link below because…)

Sebastian Vettel, shocked to win a Grand Prix.
Fernando Alonso, not impressed.
Mark Webber, hankering for kangaroo meat. 


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